Space Shrimp

Hey, I'm Alannaa. This is my blog.

I write shit, and like shit. Feel free to explore.

Infinite love and thanks to thegrinningcrow for my color scheme, icon, and header image!

I track the tag #ficcyshit, if you want to catch my attention.

Seer of Space





consistentlyaverage:

excepttheeyes:

No, but how sweet is it that during Harry’s first week at Hogwarts Hagrid sent along a note with Hedwig to invite Harry to tea rather than asking him in person so Harry didn’t feel left out and actually got some mail

HAGRID IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED THIS REALLY BUGS ME


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tagged:

#oh my god
slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue


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White feminists: 

quietbang:

split-the-coast:

When you discuss the wage gap, here are a few things to keep in mind:

  • Only white women make $0.77 to a man’s dollar.
  • Black women make about $0.68 to a man’s dollar.
  • Latina women make about $0.58 to a man’s dollar.

Intersectionality matters.

I will keep reblogging this to point out that disabled people, including men, make 22 cents on the dollar. Mostly because it is legal to pay us below minimum wage, but whatevs.


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youaremypath:

A rule we learned from Ray: Don’t fall asleep when getting your hair cut (x)


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radtracks:

conquest of spaces // woodkid

beyond the laws of density
towers of glass and steel
temples and fragments of memories
drifting away from me


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#oooh
#gif
funnyandhilarious:

Dumping Paper Airplanes »

funnyandhilarious:

Dumping Paper Airplanes »


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queenofshenanigans:

lissinator:

rider-waite:

vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck

reminder she took 3 stunning spells directly to the chest and after being taken to st mungos brushed it off like nothing

Why McGonagall is the shit

This is why I will never accept that Harry didn’t name ALL OF HIS CHILDREN afterthis woman. He loved her so much.


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grrspit:

ipomoeaj:

jean-luc-gohard:

the-goddamazon:

We know why.

Don’t forget Charlie Sheen. He’s been arrested for domestic violence at least six times and shot a woman. With a gun. And he’s still got a career.

Sean Penn tied Madonna to a chair and beat her. Fuck him. Fuck all of them.

Michael Fassbender
Matthew Fox
John Lennon
Paul McCartney
Ringo too I’m pretty sure
Phil Spector, although he’s now in jail for killing a lady he beat on Ronnie Spector for years and still got into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Axl Rose
Vince Neil
Sean Penn
Charlie Sheen
Jim Morrison tried to set fire to his girlfriend
Stephen Segal
Tommy Lee
Ozzy Osbourne
Mickey Rourke
Bill Murray
Gary Busey
Tom Sizemore
Christian Slater
James Caan
Josh Brolin
Edward Furlong
I could go on.
The point isn’t that the men on the left don’t deserve everything bad they have coming to them.  The point is where the fuck is all the outrage when the men on the right do it.  So many of our pop culture heroes are abusers and nobody seems to care.
Like, even if we’re gonna stick to the NFL, Ben Roethlisberger patiently sat out his six game suspension for rape and continued on with his career with little outrage. 
If we’re really going to care now about ostracizing perpetrators of domestic violence, we got a lotta slack to pick up.

grrspit:

ipomoeaj:

jean-luc-gohard:

the-goddamazon:

We know why.

Don’t forget Charlie Sheen. He’s been arrested for domestic violence at least six times and shot a woman. With a gun. And he’s still got a career.

Sean Penn tied Madonna to a chair and beat her. Fuck him. Fuck all of them.

Michael Fassbender

Matthew Fox

John Lennon

Paul McCartney

Ringo too I’m pretty sure

Phil Spector, although he’s now in jail for killing a lady he beat on Ronnie Spector for years and still got into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Axl Rose

Vince Neil

Sean Penn

Charlie Sheen

Jim Morrison tried to set fire to his girlfriend

Stephen Segal

Tommy Lee

Ozzy Osbourne

Mickey Rourke

Bill Murray

Gary Busey

Tom Sizemore

Christian Slater

James Caan

Josh Brolin

Edward Furlong

I could go on.

The point isn’t that the men on the left don’t deserve everything bad they have coming to them.  The point is where the fuck is all the outrage when the men on the right do it.  So many of our pop culture heroes are abusers and nobody seems to care.

Like, even if we’re gonna stick to the NFL, Ben Roethlisberger patiently sat out his six game suspension for rape and continued on with his career with little outrage. 

If we’re really going to care now about ostracizing perpetrators of domestic violence, we got a lotta slack to pick up.


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#8D

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT


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deedo2313:

The Fox and the Hound Wolf
a tale of not-so-little Red and his big bad Werewolf

deedo2313:

The Fox and the Hound Wolf

a tale of not-so-little Red and his big bad Werewolf


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seaking:

i made the autocorrect on my moms phone change ‘hello’ to ‘titty’

seaking:

i made the autocorrect on my moms phone change ‘hello’ to ‘titty’


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richardarmitageforever:

lostwiginity:

bofurthetoymaker:

with-shield-and-body:

rubiesoferebor:

lostwiginity:

OMG, Thorin, is that what you looked like when you were Kili’s age? How embarassing! I bet you never told him about that.

Look at those rosy, bare cheeks!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG YOU’RE A FUCKING GENIUS

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“…Yeh’re jus’ as beardless as I am.”

He looked like a lass back then. It was adorable.

That’s why he looks so annoyed. A random Elf just called him the prettiest Dwarf lady he’d ever seen.

Them are fighting words! hahahaha … This is perfect.


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hazleapricot:

Kerry: This is wrong x

These are my friends.


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